Black Pu Women's Demonia Shoes - DYNAMITE-08

Feeling short? How about this shoe...



I love that the shoes are high at the front as well, so that you will barely feel that pain that heels bring. I also love that there is such a huge star in the heel, so that if you run out of space in your bag you could probably store your cellphone in one shoe and your cigarettes in the other. (Okay, I don't smoke, but the other things I carry around are my asthma medicines and that would be kinda lame.)

WHERE - Too Fast
HOW MUCH - $51.98 US

Love the 80s My Little Pony t-shirt

I had a conversation with one of my friends about this t-shirt...



Which is to say, love the shirt, not so much the tagline. Irregardless, its a pony (Blue Belle, even!) with leg warmers and a headband. So people might see the tagline and think I was kinda lame, but then they'd see the picture of a My Little Pony in legwarmers and a headband and all my coolness would be restored.

WHERE - 80stees.com
HOW MUCH - $22 US

Sonic Grenade

I don't feel like I should make a holiday gift-list because I think this whole site is pretty much a holiday gift-list. However if you really want my opinion on what you should buy your loved ones, heres a suggestion - a sonic grenade.



AHAAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, I know I'm meant to be all suave and stuff, but that is so funny!!! To quote the site...

"It is early afternoon. The air conditioning blows a bittersweet breeze across the office. A silence blankets the building. Everyone has just returned or finished their lunches. They are full; they are tired. Your nemesis is even quiet for a change. It is the perfect time for revenge! You sneak up, remove a Sonic Grenade from your belt, pull the pin, and throw it into his cubicle. Twenty seconds later, his screams echo in every corner of the office, as do the unstoppable sounds of your Sonic Grenade."

The best part is that the only way to stop it is to put the pin back in. The only way this thing could be cooler would be if it had pictures of naked chicks all over it.

WHERE - ThinkGeek
HOW MUCH - $10.99 US

CD Holder Wallpaper from Baron Bob & Wonderfully Tacky

My boyfriend Nate and I had a big discussion about this CD wallpaper.



I apparently think it's way hotter than he does. He was sort of mildly interested in it, but not sure. I got really excited and started licking the computer screen. Seriously, CDs as wallpaper! Thats gotta be right up there invention-wise with um, electricity! And underwear! (Britney Spears, you take note.)

WHERE - Baron Bob
HOW MUCH - $8.95 US (on sale)

Bullet Belt

Hot belt alert!



Grr. Hot. The sort of hilarious thing about it is that they can't ship it internationally due to customs problems. A belt that can't legally leave it's country. Thats one bad ass belt.

WHERE - Plush
HOW MUCH - $65.95 US

Red O Angora Blend Off the Shoulder Fitted Sweater

This isn't going to make much sense, but I think off the shoulder sweaters are super-hot.



This has been the foldy-down sleeve off the shoulder sweater I've sort of been searching the entire net for (I want it in black), and haven't been able to find one I liked, apart from this one. Naturally its only left in one size/colour - L and baby pink. Maybe thats you? Seriously, some of the hottest photos I've ever seen have involved off the shoulder sweaters. Although some of the hottest photos I've ever seen also involved a yak and a mongoose so maybe you shouldn't trust my judgement.

WHERE - Overstock.com
HOW MUCH - $31.99 US (on sale)

Juniors - Girly "I Love NY - New York City" Vintage Style PlacesT-Shirt / Tee

Um, I know its cheesy and everyone and their dog has one, but...I <3 NY t-shirt, anyone?



This is partly as a small celebration that hopefully next month I will go to New York for the first time! And nothing says class like walking around NY in a "I <3 NY" t-shirt, right? Um, right? Shut up.

WHERE - Amazon.com
HOW MUCH - $18.95 US (on sale, or so they claim)

Nikki Sixx Tour Bracelet / Anklet

One of the few items on hitlist that I can actually vouch for - Nikki Sixx bass string bracelet/anklet.



I actually have the necklace version from back when Nikki was in Brides of Destruction, and I LOVE it. I used to wear it all the time, and I had so many comments on it. The best part about it is that its used from bass strings that Nikki has actually used. However it kept tangling up with my locket and I didn't want to lose either of them, so I stopped wearing it (for safekeeping).

I would love to get one of these bracelets as well, I would DEFINATELY wear that all the time. Trust me when I say that it helps to get through a hard day when you have a piece of Motley Crue close to your heart. Or breasts. Whatever.

WHERE - SWAGROX.com
HOW MUCH - $30 US (on sale)

KISS LICK IT UP Junk Food shirt

You know when you're planning on buying something from an online store, and then you see something and its like "Well seeing I'm already buying something, I might as well combine shipping and get THAT as well?" Well this Kiss t-shirt is kinda doing that to me...



Theres a reason Kiss are renowned for selling-out merchandise wise, but as long as t-shirts like this exist, I don't care. So cute! *pats computer screen*

WHERE - 80stees.com
HOW MUCH - $30 US

Never Forget

This t-shirt makes me laugh and cry at the same time...(sorry if the picture is a bit big, my computer is playing up a big and won't open my photo editing software...)



Heh. I'll never forget. I'll also never forget the time an up-skirt Britney Spears picture would have been the hottest thing in the world. Damn you Balthazar! *shakes fist at sky*

WHERE - Busted Tees
HOW MUCH - $17.99 US

Black Patent Cherry Rockabilly High Heels

You know if theres one thing I deliver, its shoes with cherries on them, so check these sandals out! (I hope the link works, it works for me but I'm not sure if it will for anyone else.)



Um, I want those. I think I'm going to have a heart attack. Not to mention they're on sale. If I owned everything I put on this site then I would seriously be the coolest person in the world. Unfortunately I'm sitting here in cheap trackpants and a ripped top. But I still have my pride, my friends, and that is what matters. Oh wait, no I don't.

WHERE - Plush
HOW MUCH - $19.95 (on sale)

Adorable Winter Scarves

More scarves! I like all of them but I think I would need a black/white one as I wear a lot of pink so it might clash.



On a side note, you know when you become obsessed with something and it suddenly starts showing up everywhere? Well I've become obsessed with the phrase "a plethora" and there it is, in the bottom right hand corner of the page, under "Customers who bought this product also purchased:" - A Plethora of Plaid Headbands. It must be a sign. Not to mention "A Plethora of Plaid Headbands" would be a great name for a band tour.

WHERE - Lulus
HOW MUCH - $13

Clip-in Hair Extensions

A lot of people comment on the pink streak in my hair, especially now that you can hardly see them anymore and they're kinda gross (weird). Before the dyed-in streak, I used to have coloured hair extensions that I glued in, of various colours. But I always considered buying these hair extensions, or something similar.



I want the hot pink ones. I love them. They clip in and out so theres no fading. I think the only way they could be better is if you could suck on them and they tasted like candy.

WHERE - YourHairShop.com
HOW MUCH - $13.99 US for two

Care Bear Playing Cards

On a completely different note, Care Bears Playing Cards!



You could try playing a card game like Happy Families with them, but possibly you will melt into a puddle of happiness with the adorability of it all. So I recommend playing Blackjack.

WHERE - 80stees.com
HOW MUCH - $12 US

Motörhead - Stage Fright DVD (2006)

I don't really want to put too much music on this site, not that I don't love rock'n'roll, but otherwise I would be stuck here all day every day. However, the Motorhead Stage Fright DVD is important to me, and something I really want...



I remember Lemmy once saying how he loves his road crew and thats why he wrote the song "We are the Road Crew". The thing is that I hung out with some of the band, their crew, Motley Crue's crew/dancers and some of Motorhead's managers/techs in Adelaide and I seriously think they are some of the most awesome people ever. They wouldn't let me leave until the hotel bar shut, their tour manager/SOMEONE (I don't know what she did apart from being some sort of manager, but she was SOO NICE and totally adored me! Not to mention she said I HAD to meet Phil and dragged me over so we could chat to him) told me she was in love with my breasts, got excited when she remembered me being on the Brisbane Titty Cam, and tried to set me up with EVERYONE, their drum tech offered to walk me home, and I still occasionally keep in touch with their guitar tech. One of the most fun nights of my life. Not to mention Motorhead is one of the best bands in the world. So I kind of want this DVD (which features a lot on their road crew) in order to relive the fun of it all now that I'm back in Auckland and bored. Please! Anyone?

WHERE - Amazon.com
HOW MUCH - $21.99 US

Busted Tees - Grills Grills Grills

This t-shirt is seriously the best t-shirt ever.



Its one of the few t-shirts where I've seen it and just, HAD to have it. I even promised myself I'd get it before I went to the US, although I don't know if that'll work out as I'm shorter on cash than I had hoped, but still. Anyway, this t-shirt is so fantastic it deserves a song. And I'm vegetarian.

GRILLS, GRILLS, GRILLS

Friday night and I need a fry-up
My barbeque and a switch to light it up
Can full of grease on my stove feels right
What I need to get me tight are those

Grills, grills, grills
Wooden legs, burgandy flames
Grills, grills, grills
Cooking up a juicy steak
Grills, grills, grills
Red sparks, watch your fingertips

Juicy meat, sweet to eat
On Halloween or New Years Eve
Yankee chicken just can't be beat
They're the best when they're off their feet

Grills, grills, grills
At the Sunfish Grill in Fort Lauderdale
Grills, grills, grills
Smokin' in Atlanta at the Vortex Bar and Grill
Grills, grills, grills
Raising hell at the Ritz Grill

Have you read the news?
In the SoHo Tribune
You know I ate some meat
And it hurt my stomach

I'm such a good good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell you what, grill
Cook for me
I'll keep you over employed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Pur' Grill Restaurant, Paris, France
Forgot the names, remember the taste
I got the photos, a menage a sausage
Musta broke those Frenchies...ahh fuck it...with those

Grills, grills, grills
Weber Grill, Rancher's Grill
Grills, grills, grills
Tony Roma's where I lost my heart
Grills, grills, grills

(Hey, Tommy, check that out!
What Vince, where?
Right there! Hey!)

GRILLS, GRILLS, GRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

WHERE - BUSTEDTEES
HOW MUCH - $17.99 US

Baseball Sleeve Junk Food My Little Pony shirt

Question: Whats cuter than a My Little Pony t-shirt?

Answer: A My Little Pony t-shirt with baseball sleeves! (I think.)



I remember when I was little, there was a Sweet Valley Twins book that was like, a book on advice on fashion and stuff from Jessica and Elizabeth to you. And one of them (probably Jess) totally recommended wearing pink and grey together. And ever since then, I've liked pink and grey together. Especially on this top. I would say it doesn't get much cuter, but the model is perky and wearing a short denim skirt, so DAMNIT, it DOES get cuter.

WHERE - 80stees.com
HOW MUCH - $19.99 US (on sale)

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

This next item is something I did want at one stage, but due to having the coolest friends in the world, I was given it for my 21st birthday from some of my friends. By my website's namesake, it's Jenna Jameson's book - How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.



If you haven't read it already, I don't think theres much more I can do to sell it to you, than to say that its written by Jenna Jameson. Jenna! Okay, heres another thing - she admits the only reason she didn't have sex with Nikki Sixx is 'cause she had her period. And like, Nikki Sixx once told Mick Mars the only reason he didn't touch my tits was 'cause he was married. SO ITS LIKE I'M JENNA JAMESON. Okay, not. I hear you saying that I'm more like Nikki Sixx. I think I can live with that.

WHERE - Amazon.com
HOW MUCH - $19.77 US

Pink Jem and the Holograms shirt by Junk Food

You know Jem is close to my heart, and its even my nickname. Theres a lot of hot Jem tshirts, and this tshirt is right up there. I think the Junk Food ones are the best ones.



I was saying to Izzy last night how everyone on earth should own a "Livin' on a Prairie" t-shirt and that way when the aliens come, it'll be like our uniform and we'll look like we're all on the same team. Another option is to wear 80s or Jem t-shirts. Nahh, I think I like the prairie dog idea better.

WHERE - 80stees.com
HOW MUCH - $26 US